She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Vodka?
Forever.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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