I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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