You're my little dorito
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
