Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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