I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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