thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize