I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
