I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize