well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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