If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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