You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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