we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
