Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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