I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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