i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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