covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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