Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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