I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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