Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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