Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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