so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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