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I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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