One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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