Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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