I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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