Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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