why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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