That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Randomize
