Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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