Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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