What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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