Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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