you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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