on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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