that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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