She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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