So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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