Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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