Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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