at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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