I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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