it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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