And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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