i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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