i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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