no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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