Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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