i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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