Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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