VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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