He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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