I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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