how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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