You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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